Valentine
70+ Funny Valentine’s Day Rhymes
Jan
Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to add a touch of humor to love. These 70+ funny Valentine’s Day rhymes collected by Teeholic will make your sentiments unforgettable, creating moments of laughter and connection. Here’s a list of popular rhymes, gift ideas, and more to make this Valentine’s Day exceptional.
Why Humor is Perfect for Valentine’s Day
Humor fosters deep emotional bonds and strengthens relationships. Sharing lighthearted moments allows couples to connect on a fun, personal level. Funny rhymes break the ice and make even the most awkward Valentine’s Day a memorable one. They remind us that love doesn’t have to be overly serious to be meaningful—it can be playful and sweet.
70+ Funny Valentine’s Day Rhymes
1.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I call you “cap”
But my half is you.
2.
Roses are red
Cherries are pink
Hey, do you think
You are my best?
3.
Roses are red
Their leaves are green
My heart is defeated
You know, you win.
4.
Roses are red
Your face is red too
I tell you this
That…I love you.
5.
Roses are red
Violets are violet
You stole my heart
Just like a pilot.
6.
Roses are red
Daisies are white
If love’s a game
You’re playing it right.
7.
Roses are red
Chocolate is sweet
You’re the snack
I’d always repeat.
8.
Roses are red
You are divine
Want to share
This pizza of mine?
9.
Roses are red
The sky is blue
You’re my sunshine
And my rainbow too.
10.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You snore so loud
But I still love you.
11.
Roses are red
Tulips are blooming
Being with you
Feels like I’m zooming.
12.
Roses are red
Bacon is sizzling
Your love, my dear
Is always so dazzling.
13.
Roses are red
Cats love to purr
You’re my Valentine
And my biggest cheer.
14.
Roses are red
Leaves are green
Being with you
Feels like a dream.
15.
Roses are red
The sky is gray
Your smile brightens
Even my dullest day.
16.
Roses are red
Cactus has spikes
I love you more
Than Instagram likes.
17.
Roses are red
Coffee is brown
You’re my favorite
In the whole town.
18.
Roses are red
Candy is sweet
With you, my darling
Life feels complete.
19.
Roses are red
Sunsets are gold
Our love’s a story
That’s never old.
20.
Roses are red
Laughter is free
You’re the only one
Who completes me.
If kisses were snowflakes,
I’d send you a storm.
With you in my arms,
Life feels so warm.
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21.
You must be a magician,
Because every time you’re near,
You make my sadness disappear.
22.
Twinkle, twinkle, Valentine,
You’re so cute and so divine.
When you’re with me,
I shine, shine, shine!
23.
You’re the frosting to my cake,
The sweetest decision I could make.
24.
I love you more than my phone,
Which says a lot, now that you’re my own.
25.
I’m bananas about you,
And that’s the truth.
26.
If love were a game,
You’d be my cheat code.
27.
I love you more than Netflix,
But let’s not cancel it yet.
28.
If you were a vegetable,
You’d be a cutecumber.
29.
Let’s stick together,
Like glue and glitter.
30.
Are you French?
Because Eiffel for you.
31.
You’re the guac to my chips,
The flavor of my dips.
32.
You’re like bacon,
You make everything better.
33.
You’re the spark
To my plug.
34.
I loaf you more
Than fresh bread.
35.
You’re paws-itively perfect,
My fur-ever love.
36.
You’re like coffee;
You energize my life.
37.
You’re the sprinkles on my ice cream cone,
The zing in my tone.
38.
You’re the star in my sky,
The twinkle in my eye.
39.
Without you,
I’m a fish out of water.
40.
You make my heart skip a beat,
Like my favorite song on repeat.
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41.
You’re the macaroni
To my cheese,
The one who always
Puts me at ease.
42.
You light up my world
Like nobody else,
Without you, my heart
Would be an empty shelf.
43.
I must be a snowman,
Because you make me melt.
44.
You’re my sunshine,
On a cloudy day,
The peanut butter
To my parfait.
45.
I love you more than doughnuts,
But please don’t ask me to prove it.
46.
Are you my GPS?
Because you always take me
To the right address.
47.
You’re the icing
On my cake,
The one I’d choose
With every mistake.
48.
If love were a competition,
You’d take first place.
49.
You’re like a magnet;
I’m always drawn to you.
50.
You’re my missing puzzle piece,
The one who brings me peace.
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51.
You’re the ketchup
To my fries,
The sparkle
In my eyes.
52.
You must be a thief,
Because you stole my heart.
And honestly,
You’ve played the best part.
53.
I’d cross the ocean,
I’d climb a tree,
But honestly,
I’d rather just watch TV.
54.
You’re the popcorn
To my movie,
The reason life’s
So groovy.
55.
I’m nuts about you,
You drive me bananas.
Together, we’re sweet
Like melted caramels.
56.
You’re my umbrella
On rainy days,
Always there
In countless ways.
57.
You’re my partner in crime,
My partner in rhyme,
The one who makes
Every moment sublime.
58.
You’re the beat
To my drum,
My reason to laugh,
And to hum.
59.
You’re the sugar
To my spice,
A life without you
Wouldn’t be as nice.
60.
If love were a race,
You’d take the gold.
With you by my side,
I’ll never grow old.
61.
You’re my compass, my map, my guide,
With you, there’s no wrong side.
62.
I love you more than chocolate pie,
Without you, life would be dry.
63.
You’re like Wi-Fi for my soul,
Without you, I wouldn’t be whole.
64.
You’re the butter to my toast,
The one I love the most.
65.
Forget Cupid;
He’s overrated.
You’re the reason
My heart’s elated.
66.
Love is patient,
Love is kind.
You’re the best Valentine
I could ever find.
67.
I donut know
What I’d do without you.
68.
You’re the marshmallow
To my hot cocoa.
69.
You’re the jelly
To my peanut butter,
Even when life’s a clutter.
70.
You’re the apple of my eye,
The sugar in my tea.
You make my heart flutter,
Forever you and me.
71.
Valentine’s Day comes once a year,
But you make me smile every day, my dear.
72.
I love you more than tacos,
And that’s saying a lot.
73.
You make my world brighter,
And my heart lighter.
How to Use These Funny Rhymes
Looking for creative ways to share these rhymes? Here are some ideas:
- In a Card: Handwrite these rhymes in a heartfelt card for a personal touch.
- Social Media Posts: Add a rhyme to a Valentine’s Day photo caption.
- Text Surprises: Send one rhyme every few hours for a day filled with laughs.
- Gift Tags: Attach a rhyme to a Teeholic gift for a thoughtful gesture.
FAQs About Funny Valentine’s Day Rhymes
1. Are funny rhymes suitable for all relationships?
Yes, they work for romantic partners, friends, and even family members, as long as they match the recipient’s sense of humor.
2. Can I use these rhymes for social media?
Absolutely! They’re great for captions, stories, or even quick texts to brighten someone’s day.
3. Should I pair a rhyme with a gift?
It’s not mandatory, but pairing a rhyme with a thoughtful gift enhances its impact.
4. Can I modify these rhymes to make them personal?
Yes! Add inside jokes or personal touches to make them even more special.
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This Valentine’s Day, combine love and laughter with funny Valentine’s Day rhymes. They’ll add a unique charm to your celebration, whether in a heartfelt card or a casual text. And don’t forget to check out Teeholic’s collections to make your gift as special as your rhyme.
